Happy Birthday Shama you little naughty minx!
and thank you for bringing in naughty/sexy Valerie Patiserie cakes to make us all fat. I think you're in cahoots with that skinny witch Kath and you're trying to make me fat so I run slower.
|Kath needs to eat more cake|
|Claire likes cake|
|I like cake|
12k tonight, I am going to have to run it to burn this crap off me.
The Disability Support Office love cakes! We are massive fatties!